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The Top 11 Villians of all-time

Admiral Snuggles ain't afraid of no one. Except maybe the Undertaker.

We all know that every hero, whether it be in real life or fiction, wouldn’t be a hero unless he had a badass villain to do battle with.

With that in mind, we here at Admiral Snuggles took the liberty of putting together a collection of the best villains of all-time. On this list, you may see some classics, some unknowns and even some overlooked chums, but make no mistake -- they are all badass and they will kill your hero loving ass.

So anyways, let’s take a look. And remember: if you don’t agree with us, it’s not ok because you’re wrong.

Number 11

Old Biff from “Back to the Future 2”





Man, this guy really fucked things up for Marty in Back to the Future 2.

Not only did he steal Marty’s idea of buying a sports almanac from the future and betting on games and events in the past to win money, he also created an alternate timeline where he kills Marty’s father and marries his mother. So he’s not only a thief but also an accessory to murder and a woman stealer. Now that is one bad hombre.

He’s also just really mean and grouchy. I mean, he already has the basic old guy meanness to him but like, he really takes it up a notch with all that time travel stuff he does to Marty.

The only reason he’s not higher on the list is because he’s kind of physically harmless. You know because he’s so old and stuff. But he does have a cane, so I guess he could hit you with that.

Number 10

Todd from “Beavis and Butt-Head”





Alright, this guy is a badass. He was Beavis and Butt-Head’s hero, but he wanted nothing to do with them. He was usually seen beating both of them up and stuffing them into his trunk.

Once, when Beavis and Butt-Head were trying to shake up a can of root beer, Todd threw them in his trunk with the can and hit some bumps to make sure that it was shook up all they way. He was usually shown making out with some chicks or kicking someone’s ass.

Wait, now that I think about it was this guy really a villain? Or is he just a badass? I think they mentioned that he was in jail before, I guess that makes him a villain. Or does it? I dunno he’s number 10 on this list though, I’ll tell you that.

Number 9

Alternate Timeline/Universe Biff from “Back to the Future 2”





Man, this guy. This guy…Wow.

Remember when I told you that old Biff from the future steals a sports almanac to bet on games in the past to make money? Well, Old Biff went back into the past to give himself the sports almanac so he could win a fortune and this version of Biff is the result.

Just look at him, I wouldn’t want to mess with him. This guy killed Marty’s dad, married his mom and took over the town. Despite all this, he still has time to get into a hot tub with some chicks and wear a slick blue robe. He also tries to kill Marty but that doesn’t work too well, but despite only having like, five minutes of screen time he’s our number nine all-time villain.

Number 8

That Mean Sun from “Super Mario Brothers”





This sun is an asshole. Like a real asshole.
But he’s not, like, a butt hole, so don’t get confused because he’s actually a sun. But he’s a mean sun.

Mario’s just trying to get through the sand and stuff, but this sun is just following him around burning him and shit. It’s not fair. I mean, he’s the sun for God’s sake; Mario’s no match for him. I mean, Mario usually just jumps on top of guys to kill them and stuff. You can’t just jump on the sun, you’ll get like million degree burns.

This sun has attitude and doesn’t play by the rules. But most villains don’t play by the rules and that’s why this guy is our eight best villian.



Number 7

The Joker from “Batman”





I’m sure you saw this one coming. Anyway you slice it, the Joker is one badass villain. It doesn’t matter if it’s Heath Ledger putting a pencil through a guy’s eyeball, Jack Nicholson lighting a guy on fire with a hand buzzer, or Caesar Romero challenging Batman to a surf contest; One thing these guys all have in common is their stank of villainy.





Oh, and one time he killed Robin. And that’s cool because Robin Sucks.



Number 6

The Undertaker



We made it to the only dead guy on our list, The Undertaker. I mean check him out, he’s dead.

This guy is a good villain because he scared the shit out of me when I was little. He was always burying people in caskets and trying to light them on fire and junk. One time he supposedly buried The Ultimate Warrior in a casket overnight. That scared the butt out of me. Also, one time he drank this guy’s blood. That sucks. Oh, and he hit Stone Cold with a shovel once. I wouldn’t want to fuck with him.

Number 5

Endless Mike from “The Adventures of Pete & Pete”





OK, we’re deep in super badass crazy villainy territory.

Endless Mike from “The Adventures of Pete and Pete” defines both the word “villain” and the name Mike. There are so many unknowns about this villain such as “Why is his name Endless Mike?” I can only assume this because his hatred for Big Pete is, um, endless.

Endless’s Mike’s life is dedicated to making the Petes miserable. That’s right, I said both Petes. That and making things in shop class. Despite the fact that Mike hated Big Pete with every fiber of his being, he has helped him out on occasion by letting him borrow his car to go on a date and to expel some unwanted guests from Pete’s home.

Mike claims that he was never a child but was, in fact, born a full-grown man. Little Pete proved this claim false, however, when he found some embarrassing home movies of Mike and played them at a drive in theater. Mike retaliated by chasing Pete through several time zones.

Despite that misstep, Mike’s definitely a badass villain -- plain and simple. He also loves Neapolitan ice cream and I’m not gonna argue with that.

Number 4

Regular Biff from “Back to the Future 1 & 2”





I know we have two other incarnations of Biff on the list, but we gotta go with the classic for the top honors. I mean, this is where all other Biffs come from.

This Biff is mean, nasty and cold blooded. He constantly bullies Marty’s father George McFly and is always hitting on his mom with those “meat hooks“ of his. This Biff is after one thing and one thing only: chicks. He will stop at nothing to get what he is after. He’s also really into his car and he hates manure.

The only reason he’s not higher on our list is because his story is kind of sad with him being wiped from existence in Back to the Future 3.

Number 3

Clarence Boddicker from “Robocop”





Alright, we got one sick son of a bitch here.

No, that’s not Red Foreman, that’s Clarence Boddicker. This guy is scary. Not only does he brutally kill Officer Alex Murphy (leading to him becoming Robocop), he robs banks, does drugs, is a major player in the Detroit drug trafficking scene and he uh…kills more cops.

Not only will this guy kill cops, but he’ll kill his own gang members if they mess up. Once after a failed bank heist where one of his gang members burned the money to blow the safe, Clarence picked him and said “Can you fly Bobby?” and threw him onto a speeding police car. Man he also tested some military artillery on one of his gang member’s new car.

Despite all of this he is best known for his quote “Bitches leave!!” He’s also pretty fond of cocaine.

Number 2

Bill Clay a.k.a. Hans Gruber from “Die Hard”





Number two on our list doesn’t belong to Hans Gruber alone. No, it belongs to his alter ego “Bill Clay”.

Unlike Hans, Bill is an American man working for the Nakatomi Corporation. Also, unlike Hans, Bill does smoke cigarettes.

He also once spent a weekend at a combat range where the guns shoot “red paint”.

Number 1

Hans Gruber/Bill Clay from “Die Hard”...again.





Yeah, that’s right. Hans Gruber is not only the number two villain of all time but also numero uno. He’s a real sneaky bastard like that.

Anyway, that Nakatomi Corporation Christmas Party of 1988 was one the world will never forget. In case you missed it, the party was taken over by a group of German terrorists looking to steal the corporations 650 million dollar fortune.

The group was led by this man “Hans Gruber”. So why is this guy on our list? Well let me tell you, this guy doesn’t need some stupid gimmick or costume to be a badass villain. His cool, calm and collected villainous attitude gets him on our list.

Whether it’s his ability to kill Japanese business men, mimic an American accent or shoot glass, this is one villain you do not want to mess with.

- Corey

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